Tuesday, April 7, 2009

when I grow up...

You Know You're a grown-up when...
You know you’re a grown-up when…

1) you’re able to say no, no, no! to those truly adorable platform wedge sling-backs because you’re saving for the trip to Paris you’ve always dreamed of.

2) the checker at the grocery store calls you “ma’am” and you don’t plummet into a month-long depression.

3) you say, “I know Mom meant well”—and you really mean it.

4) waffles become your dinner of choice now and then—not because there’s nothing else in the house to eat but just because you like them.

5) you figure out that Prince Charming lives in the same universe as Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny.

6) you also realize that not all the “good ones” are married or gay.

7) a normally even-tempered friend flies off the handle at you, and rather than snarling back, you wonder if there’s something going on with her.

8) your primary feeling toward Britney is one of pity.

9) you suddenly get why your father complained so much about taxes.

10) you feel no compulsion to adopt the current sizzling-hot (and really stupid-looking) fashion trend; you know that, like a mild rash, it’ll soon go away on its own.

11) the idea of staying in is just as appealing as the idea of going out.

12) you decide to learn how to a) play the guitar, b) speak Italian, and c) scuba dive, for no other reason than your own desire.

13) rocking out along with the radio no longer embarrasses you. In fact, you turn it up.

14) the proverb “Life is short, but wide” starts to makes sense.source: Glamour Magazine 2008Some of these are really funny, but some of these are really relevant to me at this point in my life. My favorites are #3, 13, 11, and 5.